Melissa Hoyer

Melissa Hoyer is a social commentator

A sober celebration: English fails us when it comes to marking a loved one’s “deathiversary”.

Opinion
Ageing

There’s a good reason I don’t like birthdays and no, it’s not what you’re thinking

Some people can’t wait for their birthdays. Me? I’m quietly relieved when the clock ticks over to the following morning, and it’s done for another year.

14 days ago
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Melissa Hoyer and her dog, Scout. Burglars “take the quiet assumption that you’re safe while you sleep”.

Opinion
Mindfulness

Gen Zs are choosing JOMO over FOMO. I think they’re onto something

There’s a quiet, very confident counter-movement happening in living rooms and on sofas everywhere. And I’m all in.

May 18, 2026
Melissa Hoyer

Meghan Markle during her 2018 visit to Sydney.

Opinion
Meghan Markle

There’s something about Meghan. The distinct duchess continues to polarise us

The Duchess of Sussex, who will soon visit Australia, has her fans, but she also attracts detractors. What makes her so polarising?

March 30, 2026
Melissa Hoyer

I never met Catherine O’Hara, but her death has stayed with me.

Opinion
Pop culture

I never met Catherine O’Hara: Her death has stayed with me

The star of Home Alone and Schitt’s Creek wasn’t just an actor we admired, she was a presence we felt.

February 2, 2026
Melissa Hoyer

Opinion
Crime

Someone broke into my home. They stole my car, and my peace of mind

If you’ve ever been through a home invasion you’ll understand: it’s not the theft that stays with you. It’s the feeling of having your sanctuary disturbed.