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Michelle Cazzulino

Michelle Cazzulino

Michelle Cazzulino is a Sydney writer.

“Binge Finland” is a piece of marketing flim-flammery that is to its intended target what a plate of poached reindeer is to vegans.

I brought the kids on a scenic train trip. My optimism was soon derailed

Finland’s train service wants us to get off our devices and pivot to glaciers. Good luck with that.

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Janai Safar is escorted from Sydney Airport to Mascot police station after returning to Australia from Syria on Thursday night.

What to do with an ‘ISIS bride’? Show her children a better life

There’s no shortage of opinions on these women’s return from Syria, but few are helpful.

  • Michelle Cazzulino
The Quentin Blake illustration for the cover of The Twits, by Roald Dahl.

If kids read The Twits and laugh, hairy-faced men will just have to cope

An academic fears Roald Dahl’s novel exposes children to violence, coercive power and stereotyping of men with beards. OK, but what if kids actually opened a book and couldn’t put it down?

  • Michelle Cazzulino
Katy Perry posted pictures of herself with Justin Trudeau at the Coachella music festival.

I want to wish Justin Trudeau happiness, but his midlife crisis with Katy Perry is whiplash inducing

One minute he was the former Canadian PM, and one of the few people willing to challenge Donald Trump, the next the 54-year-old is out in public having raided his teenage son’s wardrobe.

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STEVEN SIEWERT

My Easter Showstopper: $23 for a thimbleful of gluey gnocchi

There is inflation; then there’s Clagflation. The ghosts of my Italian grandmothers are horrified.

  • Michelle Cazzulino
Gwyneth Paltrow, Oprah Winfrey and Kristin Cabot.

The Coldplay kiss cam woman has done an Oprah tell-all. Turns out everyone else is to blame

Kristin Cabot could’ve done a great many things. Because while more than a billion views would suggest the affair footage isn’t going anywhere, most people have the memories of goldfish.

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Radio host Kyle Sandilands outside his home in, Vaucluse this week.

Dumped Kyle Sandilands is demanding respect. There’s a reason he doesn’t deserve it

The shock jock has loudly complained about how he’s been treated since he was forced from his golden microphone. Now he might stop to think about how he’s treated others over the years.

  • Michelle Cazzulino
Coles made a number of concessions to the ACCC about its discounting decisions.

My supermarket made me ‘shopper of the week’. I don’t believe a word it says any more

Who can take Colesworth seriously any more? With the cramped self-checkout areas, items that aren’t “half price” at all and meat trays marked “while stocks last”, it is like an old toxic boyfriend.

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Welcome, Jacinda, but here are seven ground rules for moving to Sydney

Before she settles on our northern beaches, the former Kiwi PM needs some pointers. Rule 1: We own her, along with Russell Crowe and pavlova.

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Fasten your baubles. They can fall like rocks.

O Christmas tree, I’d stuff you in the green bin. Now sing that, Mariah Carey

My family drives halfway across Sydney to eyeball our victim, the pine tree, before it is sacrificed. Guess who must vacuum the pine needles.

  • Michelle Cazzulino